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“Hammered” Charlie Sheen Chats With Fan At Local Taco Bell Drive-Thru

By Nadia Noir In what could easily be a guerilla viral video for Taco Bell, home of the fourth and fifth meals, Charlie Sheen shows up in the drive-thru of a local Taco Bell and […]

07/16/2014

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Drunk Pterodactyl Gets Tasered After Splashing Cops at Legoland

By Jordy Altman Two Pterodactyls walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The first Pterodactyl says, “RRRRaaaaayyyirrrrrrrr raaaaiii raiii rirrarrriiiyyyyyyyyyyrrrrr.” The second Pterodactyl says, “Shut up, Richard. You’re drunk.” If you thought […]

07/16/2014

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Best Places For Day Drinking In Los Angeles

In tinsel town, it is not uncommon to catch a glimpse of entertainment and business moguls enjoying a liquid lunch. As industry folks wine and dine each other, it is vital to know the hot […]

02/18/2014

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Top 10 Ways to Avoid a Hangover

I turned 30 last weekend. Yep. The speedometer turned over and I’m officially out of that terrible decade that was full of poor decisions, panic attacks, lousy dates (28+ doesn’t count, sugarplum!) and questionable drinking […]

10/07/2013

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Sci Fi Short Starring Drunk People, Written By Drunk People

If everyone in Star Trek  was completely hammered, this is what might go down. Girls would be glossy-eyed and wide-mouthed, dudes would be slobbering all over themselves, and people would shoot their enemies–and miss. Or […]

08/27/2013

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How to Make Friends (Like a Jerk)

by Patrick Braud Today is Friendship Day and as I look around my apartment at my fourteen cats, three raccoons, two and a half lizards and a goat, I realize I am a very lucky […]

08/01/2013

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Working with a Hangover for Beginners

by Richy Craven So you celebrated the Fourth a little too hard, and now all the fireworks are inside your skull? Sounds like you need a lesson in working through a hangover to…work through a […]

07/10/2013

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Kids These Days: It’s The New Calorie Free Trend To Smoke Your Booze

Don’t try this at home. If you’ve been P90x’ing and eating gluten-free but still can’t lose those last five to ten pounds, maybe it’s your Friday through Sunday alcohol habit keeping you down. You can […]

05/29/2013

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Meanwhile, In England, Drunk Man Suffers From Frostbite After Trying To Have Sex With A Snowman

So this happened in England. A drunken man was trying to have sex with a snowman. Kenneth Guillespie, 64, was found with trousers down and in apparently in a great deal of pain after he […]

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Fail: Drunk Driver Drives Onto AA Co-Founders Lawn

Karma is a biatch. We once knew someone who drove through a stop sign and hit an off-duty police officer, but nothing is as much of an epic fail as allegedly driving drunk and ending […]

12/27/2012

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