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Sci Fi Short Starring Drunk People, Written By Drunk People

If everyone in Star Trek  was completely hammered, this is what might go down. Girls would be glossy-eyed and wide-mouthed, dudes would be slobbering all over themselves, and people would shoot their enemies–and miss. Or […]

08/27/2013

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How to Make Friends (Like a Jerk)

by Patrick Braud Today is Friendship Day and as I look around my apartment at my fourteen cats, three raccoons, two and a half lizards and a goat, I realize I am a very lucky […]

08/01/2013

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Working with a Hangover for Beginners

by Richy Craven So you celebrated the Fourth a little too hard, and now all the fireworks are inside your skull? Sounds like you need a lesson in working through a hangover to…work through a […]

07/10/2013

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Kids These Days: It’s The New Calorie Free Trend To Smoke Your Booze

Don’t try this at home. If you’ve been P90x’ing and eating gluten-free but still can’t lose those last five to ten pounds, maybe it’s your Friday through Sunday alcohol habit keeping you down. You can […]

05/29/2013

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Meanwhile, In England, Drunk Man Suffers From Frostbite After Trying To Have Sex With A Snowman

So this happened in England. A drunken man was trying to have sex with a snowman. Kenneth Guillespie, 64, was found with trousers down and in apparently in a great deal of pain after he […]

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Fail: Drunk Driver Drives Onto AA Co-Founders Lawn

Karma is a biatch. We once knew someone who drove through a stop sign and hit an off-duty police officer, but nothing is as much of an epic fail as allegedly driving drunk and ending […]

12/27/2012

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Drunk Driving Grandparents Tow Girl In Toy Car

Grandparents. They’re great for candy, presents…getting hammered and pulling you in your toy car behind their SUV. Ooooh yeah. Two grandparents were arrested after cops spotted them towing their 7-year old granddaughter in her plastic […]

05/03/2012

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Four Amish Teens Busted For BUI (Buggying Under The Influence)

We all know to watch the roads for people driving cars drunk, but what about drunk buggy drivers? Residents of Sherman, New York better stay on the lookout. Four Amish teenagers were arrested after they […]

04/17/2012

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Strange Brew – Top 10 Strangest Cocktails

Flavored vodka is all the rage at the moment. Bacon flavored,whipped cream flavored, pomegranate flavored… the list goes on.  These all seem tame compared to the newest flavor that is making waves among alcoholics around the world: […]

04/10/2012

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Jack’s Favorite After Dentist Drugged Up YouTube Videos

Dentist videos… they never get old. Who can resist cotton-mouthed, slurry people make total morons out of themselves? We can’t! And we got to spend an entire day watching wisdom teeth videos on YouTube. Best. […]

04/10/2012

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