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Postal Service Ending Saturday Delivery In August

PSA: If you have bills to pay on Monday, you better hope your money to pay those bills come by Friday, ‘cuz there ain’t gonna be any goodies in your mailbox on Saturday thanks to […]

02/06/2013

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Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself

“…the inspiring woman who made history by talking about herself continuously for over fifty hours.” Hear that, AM DJs? Looks like you need to step up your game.

03/09/2012

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