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Kidnapped Woman Saves Herself & Children By Using Pizza Hut App

By Nadia Noir  Now this is a story that will steal a pizza your heart. Next time you lambaste modern technology, slide your thumb over your trusty Pizza Hut app and remember that pizza can […]


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Is California Ready To Follow Oregon, Alaska, D.C. And Legalize Marijuana?

LOS ANGELES (CBSLA.com) — Election night results across the country have fired up California’ debate over recreational pot use. Voters in Oregon, Alaska and Washington, D.C., approved the legalization of marijuana at the polls Tuesday and now […]


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Florida Woman Has Surgery To Add Third Breast To Her Chest (NSFW-Ish)

Tampa, Fla. (CBS TAMPA) – A Tampa massage therapist who calls herself “Jasmine Tridevil” says she spent $20,000 on a procedure to add a third breast to her chest. The Florida woman told a Florida radio […]


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Bret Michaels Wants To Become Rock ‘N Roll Life Coach

By Nadia Noir Every rose might have its thorn, but Bret Michaels wants to give the world something to believe in with his Life Rocks Foundation. The musician and reality television star wants to “personally […]


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New Billboard Tells Californians The State Is No. 2 In Cases Of Syphilis

LOS ANGELES (CBSLA.com) — California is one of the nation’s leaders in tourism, solar jobs, charter schools, sunny days and the entertainment industry. But according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the state is in […]


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Drunk Pterodactyl Gets Tasered After Splashing Cops at Legoland

By Jordy Altman Two Pterodactyls walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The first Pterodactyl says, “RRRRaaaaayyyirrrrrrrr raaaaiii raiii rirrarrriiiyyyyyyyyyyrrrrr.” The second Pterodactyl says, “Shut up, Richard. You’re drunk.” If you thought […]


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Woman Begs For New Boobs

A Pensacola, Fla. woman named Christina Andrews (or Tina, as her spray-painted shirt so boldly says) was documented by a local news team for her innovative method of panhandling. While most people ask for money […]



Jacked Up News: 23 Year-Old Occupies Vacant $2.5 Million Home

Based on the title, it sounds like this 23-year-old is a bargain hunter just like his boy Jack FM. Andre Barbosa, 23, conveniently moved himself into a $2.5 million mansion in the elite town of […]


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Florida Father Leaves Baby At Strip Club

Just because many a stripper’s anthem is Guns N’ Roses “Sweet Child O’ Mine,” doesn’t mean you can leave your child to the soft baby-powdered bosom of your local kind-hearted stripper, dude. A rather drunken […]


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Guess What Happens If You Ride A Manatee In Florida?

If you ride a manatee in Florida, or any other endangered aquatic animal, you will get arrested. So, if you plan on riding an aquatic animal for an extended amount of time, plan on spending […]