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Woman Begs For New Boobs

A Pensacola, Fla. woman named Christina Andrews (or Tina, as her spray-painted shirt so boldly says) was documented by a local news team for her innovative method of panhandling. While most people ask for money […]

08/12/2013

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Jacked Up News: 23 Year-Old Occupies Vacant $2.5 Million Home

Based on the title, it sounds like this 23-year-old is a bargain hunter just like his boy Jack FM. Andre Barbosa, 23, conveniently moved himself into a $2.5 million mansion in the elite town of […]

01/24/2013

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Florida Father Leaves Baby At Strip Club

Just because many a stripper’s anthem is Guns N’ Roses “Sweet Child O’ Mine,” doesn’t mean you can leave your child to the soft baby-powdered bosom of your local kind-hearted stripper, dude. A rather drunken […]

01/02/2013

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Guess What Happens If You Ride A Manatee In Florida?

If you ride a manatee in Florida, or any other endangered aquatic animal, you will get arrested. So, if you plan on riding an aquatic animal for an extended amount of time, plan on spending […]

11/26/2012

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Covert Agent Arrested For DUI, After Drinking 100 Beers

How many people are actually CIA agents in their lifetime? Or actually drink 100 beers consecutively… OR swim naked in a stranger’s pool with another stranger…also naked. Bradley Pope, apparent former CIA agent, also apparent […]

06/08/2012

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Man Completes Triathlon While Juggling

Have you ever tried doing a triathlon? If you have you realize how difficult a triathlon is, and how much hard work you have to put in even to complete it. Now try to do the […]

05/10/2012

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Man Adopts His 42 Year-Old Girlfriend To Circumvent The Law

Trust us, we’re all about finding loopholes to get ourselves out of trouble… but we found one guy who has taken it to a whole new level. A very creepy level. John Goodman (not that John […]

02/10/2012

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Angels Throw A No-Hitter While Marlins Cower At Praying Mantis

Ervin Santana threw a no-hitter against the Cleveland Indians. And now that baseball has hit its zenith, the greatest sport in America must now come to a crashing halt. Oh how the mighty have fallen. […]

07/28/2011