Dr. Cranfill Presents: Mayan Apocalypse HORROR-SCOPES!!!!

(Nov.23-Dec.22) Sagittarius– she moves in mysterious ways.…I’m sure the “she” Bono is referring to isn’t nearly as captivating as Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke. It’s more than likely an allegory for some Bono-y humanitarian thing. Ugh. […]


Dr. Cranfill Presents: HORROR-SCOPES!!!!!!

Photo Credit- the Higgy Don’t be a dufus. Get your HORROR-SCOPE for the week now, freshly squozen from Dr. Cranfill’s cold, dead heart….


Dr. Cranfill presents….HORROR-SCOPES!!!!

We are still languishing under the sign of Aquarius until February 20th when we move into Pisces. What say Dr. Cranfill on Aquarius and Pisces? And the rest of for that matter? Find out in this […]


HORROR-SCOPES!! December 8th-15th

Oh Sagittarius. What do the stars have in store for you? And the rest of you for that matter? Only Dr. Cranfill knows and he tells all in this weeks installment of, HORROR-SCOPES!!!


Horror-scopes!! Nov. 24th-Dec.2nd

              We have reached the SAGITTARIUS part of the zodiac cycle. What do the stars portend? Who knows but Dr. Cranfill will damn sure hazard a guess..



We are in the time of the SCORPION. What does the future hold for you Scorpio’s and the rest of us? Only Dr. Cranfill knows in this weeks installment of HORROR-SCOPES…


HORROR-SCOPES!!! Oct. 21st-28th

                    As we approach the end of the Libra cycle and look forward to the time of Scorpio, Dr. Cranfill has some very important messages for you all in this weeks installment of HORROR-SCOPES….


HORROR-SCOPES!!! Oct. 11-17th

Dr. Cranfill’s HORROR-SCOPES are becoming legendary. At least that’s what he tells us. Check out what is in store for you and your sign by checking out this week’s HORROR-SCOPES….


Horror-scopes May 26-June 2

We are now in the time of the Twins, you Gemini’s. A lot of ridiculousness awaits you in this week’s installment of Dr. Cranfill’s HORROR-SCOPES!!!!