Horrorscopes

Dr. Cranfill Presents: Horrorscopes!!!

Finally Dr. Cranfill got off his increasingly lazy duff and wrote some new horrorscopes for you people. The least you can do is feign interest. Also, he has your power songs for the week.

06/04/2012

Dr. Cranfill Presents: HORROR-SCOPES!!!

Photo Credit/P.Higgy It’s a new week and you people need guidance. Come and get it in the latest installment of Dr. Cranfill Presents: Horror-scopes!!!!

02/06/2012

Dr. Cranfill Has Your HORROR-SCOPES For 2012!!!

Well. Here we are. 2012. Dr. Cranfill has your first horrorscopes of the year and it would behoove you to prepare yourself by reading them. Or don’t and reap the consequences of angering the Oracle […]

01/06/2012

HORROR-SCOPES ARE BAAAAAACK!!!!

Photocredit/P. Higgy After a lengthy hiatus, Dr. Cranfill and his weekly HORRORSCOPES have returned. Now in the time of Scorpios’, what does the good doctor see for you and yours this week?

11/09/2011

Photo Credit: MSJ

HORROR-Scopes!! Presented by Dr. Cranfill

Now that the lawsuit is settled, Dr. Cranfill’s HORROR-SCOPES can make their triumphant return. What lies in wait for you Cancers and the rest of the zodiac? Only Cranfill knows….

07/11/2011

Your HORROR-SCOPES for the WEEK!!!!!

We now reside in the time of PISCES. What does Dr. Cranfill foresee for all the signs in this installment of HORROR-SCOPES? And why is he only using POWER SONGS from the soundtrack of Topher […]

02/28/2011

Dr. Cranfill presents…HORROR-SCOPES!!!

What in the blue hell is a Ophiuchus? Dr. Cranfill addresses the proposed newly aligned zodiac in addition to Aries recent air of contentiousness. Don’t miss this weeks HORROR-SCOPES…

01/24/2011

Horror-scopes!!! January 4th 2011

  Start your new year off right. Let the gentle guiding force of Dr. Cranfill’s horror-scopes show you the light and the way.

01/04/2011

HORROR-SCOPES…..Nov.15th

We are in the time of the SCORPION. What does the future hold for you Scorpio’s and the rest of us? Only Dr. Cranfill knows in this weeks installment of HORROR-SCOPES…

11/15/2010

HORROR-SCOPES!!! Oct. 11-17th

Dr. Cranfill’s HORROR-SCOPES are becoming legendary. At least that’s what he tells us. Check out what is in store for you and your sign by checking out this week’s HORROR-SCOPES….

10/11/2010

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