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Does San Francisco Suck? They Hate The Smell Of Bacon, So You Tell Us
How dare you San Francisco. HOW DARE YOU. The forward-thinking, possibly greatest restaurant in existence, Bacon Bacon, is closing its doors. Why? Because residents surrounding the establishment complained about the smell. You read that right, […]
Bugs: It’s What’s For Dinner
Bugs. We swat them, spray them, and step on them. But maybe we should be eating them. At least that’s what the U.N. thinks. In a 200 page report released Monday, The Food and Agriculture […]
This Now Exists: Chicken Diapers For Your Oh So Messy Chicken
There was a void in the world, but Julie Baker stepped up and filled the need: she invented diapers. “But diapers already exist,” we hear you say. Yes they do, but chicken diapers didn’t exist. […]
Finish This Story: 27 Year-Old Man Attacks 51-Year Old Blind Man. Did We Mention The Blind Guy Is Retired Special Forces?
The moral of the story is don’t try to beat up blind guys because they just might be a retired Army Special Forces soldier. Or maybe the moral of the story is don’t be an […]
Meanwhile, In Not Southern California News, Washington School Cancels Classes Due To Sunshine
Are we extremely lucky to be living in Southern California, or does it just suck to live in the Pacific Northwest? Maybe it’s a little of both. Yahoo.com reports that Bellingham Christian School, located in […]
Get A Tattoo Of Your Company’s Logo, Get A Raise. Would You Do It?
Do you love where you work? Would you be willing to prove your devotion by getting a tattoo of your company’s logo? What if your boss offered you a raise, would you consider it then? […]
Necessary Science: Glow In The Dark Sheep
We’re barely over a decade in, and we may have already just witnessed the crowning achievement of the 21st century, nay, the millennium: glow-in-the-dark sheep. Yes, you read that right. That is not a typo. […]
Judge Orders Cops To Give Man Back His Weed
Don’t bogart that joint, man. That’s essentially what Washington Judge Jack Emery told Police in Tacoma Thursday, according to the Huffington Post. Actually, Emery ordered the return of the marijuana that was seized by police […]
California Bars To Stay Open Past Last Call? “Not So Fast” Says Lawmakers
California rocks, excepts when it sucks, as failure to pass a bill that would allow bars to stay open past the current last call time of 2 am shows. SB 635, as the bill was […]
Yay! West Hollywood Extends Their Parking Meter Hours!
In “just what we needed” news, the West Hollywood city council approved extending parking meter hours, meaning the already ridiculously expensive city just got a little bit more ridiculous and expensive. Many of WeHo’s parking […]
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