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Is The Cost Of Your Beer Going Up? Blame Hipsters

Working at Jack FM isn’t as lucrative as you would think. In fact, we don’t make a whole lot of money at all. Fine, let’s face it: if you work at Jack, chances are you’re […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/23/2013

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McDonalds Unleashes The Godzilla Of Fast Food Items On Japan

McDonald’s is synonymous with fast food, and when you think of fast food, you think of calories. Lots of ‘em. The Big Mac? 550 calories. A Quarter Pounder? 540 calories. Even just a plain old […]

05/23/2013

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Does San Francisco Suck? They Hate The Smell Of Bacon, So You Tell Us

How dare you San Francisco. HOW DARE YOU. The forward-thinking, possibly greatest restaurant in existence, Bacon Bacon, is closing its doors. Why? Because residents surrounding the establishment complained about the smell. You read that right, […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/17/2013

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Bugs: It’s What’s For Dinner

Bugs. We swat them, spray them, and step on them. But maybe we should be eating them. At least that’s what the U.N. thinks. In a 200 page report released Monday, The Food and Agriculture […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/14/2013

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This Now Exists: Chicken Diapers For Your Oh So Messy Chicken

There was a void in the world, but Julie Baker stepped up and filled the need: she invented diapers. “But diapers already exist,” we hear you say. Yes they do, but chicken diapers didn’t exist. […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/14/2013

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Finish This Story: 27 Year-Old Man Attacks 51-Year Old Blind Man. Did We Mention The Blind Guy Is Retired Special Forces?

The moral of the story is don’t try to beat up blind guys because they just might be a retired Army Special Forces soldier. Or maybe the moral of the story is don’t be an […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/03/2013

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Meanwhile, In Not Southern California News, Washington School Cancels Classes Due To Sunshine

Are we extremely lucky to be living in Southern California, or does it just suck to live in the Pacific Northwest? Maybe it’s a little of both. Yahoo.com reports that Bellingham Christian School, located in […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/03/2013

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Get A Tattoo Of Your Company’s Logo, Get A Raise. Would You Do It?

Do you love where you work? Would you be willing to prove your devotion by getting a tattoo of your company’s logo? What if your boss offered you a raise, would you consider it then? […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/01/2013

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Necessary Science: Glow In The Dark Sheep

We’re barely over a decade in, and we may have already just witnessed the crowning achievement of the 21st century, nay, the millennium: glow-in-the-dark sheep. Yes, you read that right. That is not a typo. […]

93.1 Jack FM–04/29/2013

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Judge Orders Cops To Give Man Back His Weed

Don’t bogart that joint, man. That’s essentially what Washington Judge Jack Emery told Police in Tacoma Thursday, according to the Huffington Post. Actually, Emery ordered the return of the marijuana that was seized by police […]

93.1 Jack FM–04/26/2013

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