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Woman Who Thinks She’s Buying Two iPhones Actually Buys Two Apples. It’s Exactly What You Think

A woman from the land down under had the wool pulled over her eyes to the tune of $1200 big ones. The 21 year old Australian woman, who for obvious reasons was not identified, had […]

93.1 Jack FM–08/02/2013

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Spa Special: Get Bird Crap Spread On Your Face For Only $180

Bird poop for beauty? That’s what goes into facials at a luxury spa where the traditional Japanese treatment using imported Asian nightingale excrement mixed with rice bran goes for $180 a pop. About 100 women […]

93.1 Jack FM–08/02/2013

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Seattle’s Ban On Potentially Offensive Language Leaves Residents Speechless

So if you are a government employee living in Seattle, be warned that the following sentence could get you in trouble: Thanks for the lunch invite fellow citizen, but I’m brown bagging it today. Maybe […]

93.1 Jack FM–08/02/2013

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Creepy Ancient Egyptian Statue Filmed Moving On Its Own. Yes You Read That Correctly

So file this under the “what the f?” category. A 4000 year old statue of Neb-Senu on display at the Manchester Museum in England has inexplicably started to rotate on its own after politely sitting […]

93.1 Jack FM–06/24/2013

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OMG, New Study Shows That LA Is Like Totally Out Of Shape

LA seems like the gym capital of the world, right? Let’s face it, in the land of the stars and aspiring actors (read: waiters), image is everything. The clothes, the car, and, of course, the […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/30/2013

Dr. Cranfill

New Research Says Westerners Be Dumber Then They Were Before

Accordion to a Europe study, IQs in Western Nation not so good no more, dropping by 14.1 point over the last century (that’s 100 years in fancy talk). We here at Jack FM ain’t so […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/24/2013

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Is The Cost Of Your Beer Going Up? Blame Hipsters

Working at Jack FM isn’t as lucrative as you would think. In fact, we don’t make a whole lot of money at all. Fine, let’s face it: if you work at Jack, chances are you’re […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/23/2013

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McDonalds Unleashes The Godzilla Of Fast Food Items On Japan

McDonald’s is synonymous with fast food, and when you think of fast food, you think of calories. Lots of ‘em. The Big Mac? 550 calories. A Quarter Pounder? 540 calories. Even just a plain old […]

05/23/2013

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Does San Francisco Suck? They Hate The Smell Of Bacon, So You Tell Us

How dare you San Francisco. HOW DARE YOU. The forward-thinking, possibly greatest restaurant in existence, Bacon Bacon, is closing its doors. Why? Because residents surrounding the establishment complained about the smell. You read that right, […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/17/2013

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Bugs: It’s What’s For Dinner

Bugs. We swat them, spray them, and step on them. But maybe we should be eating them. At least that’s what the U.N. thinks. In a 200 page report released Monday, The Food and Agriculture […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/14/2013

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