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Seattle’s Ban On Potentially Offensive Language Leaves Residents Speechless

So if you are a government employee living in Seattle, be warned that the following sentence could get you in trouble: Thanks for the lunch invite fellow citizen, but I’m brown bagging it today. Maybe […]

93.1 Jack FM–08/02/2013

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Creepy Ancient Egyptian Statue Filmed Moving On Its Own. Yes You Read That Correctly

So file this under the “what the f?” category. A 4000 year old statue of Neb-Senu on display at the Manchester Museum in England has inexplicably started to rotate on its own after politely sitting […]

93.1 Jack FM–06/24/2013

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OMG, New Study Shows That LA Is Like Totally Out Of Shape

LA seems like the gym capital of the world, right? Let’s face it, in the land of the stars and aspiring actors (read: waiters), image is everything. The clothes, the car, and, of course, the […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/30/2013

Dr. Cranfill

New Research Says Westerners Be Dumber Then They Were Before

Accordion to a Europe study, IQs in Western Nation not so good no more, dropping by 14.1 point over the last century (that’s 100 years in fancy talk). We here at Jack FM ain’t so […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/24/2013

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Is The Cost Of Your Beer Going Up? Blame Hipsters

Working at Jack FM isn’t as lucrative as you would think. In fact, we don’t make a whole lot of money at all. Fine, let’s face it: if you work at Jack, chances are you’re […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/23/2013

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McDonalds Unleashes The Godzilla Of Fast Food Items On Japan

McDonald’s is synonymous with fast food, and when you think of fast food, you think of calories. Lots of ‘em. The Big Mac? 550 calories. A Quarter Pounder? 540 calories. Even just a plain old […]

05/23/2013

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Does San Francisco Suck? They Hate The Smell Of Bacon, So You Tell Us

How dare you San Francisco. HOW DARE YOU. The forward-thinking, possibly greatest restaurant in existence, Bacon Bacon, is closing its doors. Why? Because residents surrounding the establishment complained about the smell. You read that right, […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/17/2013

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Bugs: It’s What’s For Dinner

Bugs. We swat them, spray them, and step on them. But maybe we should be eating them. At least that’s what the U.N. thinks. In a 200 page report released Monday, The Food and Agriculture […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/14/2013

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This Now Exists: Chicken Diapers For Your Oh So Messy Chicken

There was a void in the world, but Julie Baker stepped up and filled the need: she invented diapers. “But diapers already exist,” we hear you say. Yes they do, but chicken diapers didn’t exist. […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/14/2013

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Finish This Story: 27 Year-Old Man Attacks 51-Year Old Blind Man. Did We Mention The Blind Guy Is Retired Special Forces?

The moral of the story is don’t try to beat up blind guys because they just might be a retired Army Special Forces soldier. Or maybe the moral of the story is don’t be an […]

93.1 Jack FM–05/03/2013

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