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Dustin Diamond a/k/a Screech Sentenced To Jail After Stabbing Dude In Bar On Christmas Day

By Nadia Noir We guess Dustin Diamond wasn’t saved by the bell this time around. The 38-year-old actor, who played Screech on ’90s hit teen television show, Saved By The Bell, was convicted of stabbing […]


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How Many Stars On Yelp Did Your Local Prison Get?

We understand writing a review for your favorite coffee shop, blow out artist, and pet psychic on Yelp, but prison? It’s assumed that all of those get one-star, generally because being in one is intentionally […]


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Would You Pay Extra For A Better Jail Cell In Glendale?

The financial crises that California jails have been subjected to may be alleviated with a new room-and-board tactic being experimented with at a Glendale city jail. According to the Los Angeles Times, a Glendale jail […]


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What Would YOU Do For A Cookie?

Get caught with your hand in the cookie jar? So did Abner Canda, except he got caught with his hand in both much-fabled cookie jar and on an impressionable young female inmate at the Snohomish […]


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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Finally Arrested

Funny how FAIL and JAIL are nearly spelled the same. However, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (the artist formally known as Jeffrey Drew Wilschke) could care less about spelling. In fact, he could care less about grammar, syntax, […]


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[JACKed Up News] Set Of Keys Lost At Birmingham Prison. No Need To Panic….Yet!

Since Halloween is just days away, in case you get a “Trick-or-Treat” from anyone in an inmate Birmingham Prison outfit, please don’t offer them any candy. Every lock at the Birmingham Prison, London must now […]


Old Angry Man Rides Lawnmower To Spring Buddy Tough From Dog Jail

Remember your first puppy? We do. Years ago we had a scruffy, little terrier living around our dumpy little building. At first we didn’t know what to do with him, so eventually we adopted him and he became […]


George Michael Befriends Cell Mate, Finds New Bodyguard?

“Well I guess it would be nice If I could touch your body(guard) I know not everybody Has got a body(guard) like you…” Do you like the new lyrics? We do. It seems that “Faith” […]


Professionals Rule Lilo Good-Crazy, Not Crazy-Crazy

There are girls that are wild, like to party, and are total foxes in the bedroom. Good-crazy. Then there the ones that call you to pick them up at 4am on Skid Row. You catch […]


Lilo Has No Service In Jail (You See, See)

Jail for celebs is awesome. Free publicity, a couple of months with no paparazzi cameras up your skirt, watching day time television, eating food from your care package, writing a multi-million dollar memoir, maybe a […]