Sorry Calvin in Culver City, but those drum lessons you got for Christmas haven’t made you a better percussionist. We know the truth hurts, but this five-year old kid play the drums better than you. And […]
What, nobody else is gonna say it? Mmmalright. This kid sucks. Hey-o!
We found a home movie of Dr. Cranfill as a baby.
They make it look easy, but Rocky spent a year training at Scotty and Cooper’s Day-Care Dojo before taking on Ivan Drago.
Under the pretense that a restaurant ridden with tandem bicycles and select highlights from the 1996 Crockett Rockets football season, Mom, Dad, and little Dominic enjoyed their Applebee’s appetizer platter with smiles on their faces. […]
Woah there Chris Christie, Mr. Current Governor of New Jersey. You’re going to have to watch your back as a certain three-year-old kid seems to be riding awfully close upon your political trail. Not only […]
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HOW DARE YOU?
Sure, we could report on Wikileaks and Julian Assange posting bail. Maybe we could inform you regarding Michael Steele’s battle for a second term as the Republic Party’s Chairman. Or how about the celebratory […]
Here’s a quiz. Don’t worry – its multiple choice. It’s OK to call the police when: A) A rapist tried to take your kids and your wife. B) Someone broke into your car and took […]