Dr. Cranfill Presents: Horrorscopes!!!

Finally Dr. Cranfill got off his increasingly lazy duff and wrote some new horrorscopes for you people. The least you can do is feign interest. Also, he has your power songs for the week.


Dr. Cranfill’s HORRORSCOPES (Sept.30-Oct.8)

We have moved into the time of LIBRA ladies and jellyspoons. What do the stars and planets have in store for you and yours? Only one way to find out. Heed the words of Dr. […]


Horror-scopes!!! (Mar. 14-21, 2010)

We’re in the time of Pisces. Das fish. Who know’s what Dr. Cranfill’s HORRORSCOPE has in store for you? Scroll to your sign and find out.