Margarita

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Pat Sajak and Vanna White Spin For Margaritas During Wheel Of Fortune

_UMBO LIME M_RG_RIT_? * Sources close to Jack FM have told us that back in the day, Pat Sajak and Ms. Vanna White used to drunkenly host Wheel of Fortune after booze-fueled dinner breaks.

02/08/2012

And That’s Why You Always Check With Legal First…

Sure, Dr. Cranfill. Go ahead and drink at work, Dr. Cranfill. Make a LIVE MARGARITA CAM, Dr. Cranfill. Little did we realize Cinco de Mayo was spanish for “Legal-wont-let-you-have-any-fun-while-you’re-in-the-office of May.” Crap.

05/05/2011

YOU Decide JACK’s Specialty Cinco de Mayo Margarita

We’re up to our ears in tequila. Margaritas have always been the staple of our celebration, but this year we’re feeling a bit flat. It’s always been “Rocks or Frozen” here in our dumpy,  little […]

05/04/2011

[JACKed Up News] And In Other News, Applebee’s Gets A Baby Drunk

Under the pretense that a restaurant ridden with tandem bicycles and select highlights from the 1996 Crockett Rockets football season, Mom, Dad, and little Dominic enjoyed their Applebee’s appetizer platter with smiles on their faces. […]

04/12/2011

[Obscure Holiday] National Margarita Day!

Wait, YESTERDAY was National Margarita Day? That’s convenient. We didn’t even realize we were celebrating last night. After all, a three-day weekend full of pesticide martinis and fumigation shooters would have been enough – FOR […]

02/23/2011

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