Ninja Turtle Mask

[JACKed Up News] Confused Man In Ninja Turtle Mask Robs Wendy’s Instead Of Pizza Hut

“But, Master Splinter taught me the virtues of petty theft!” Sorry kid, but no one’s gonna believe that one. Mutant ooze made you do it? Was it a stunt to catch the Foot Clan? Or […]


Origins Of Terror: Michael Myers Halloween Mask

Look at this photo. Here we have┬áthe horror icon Michael Myers staring directly into our eyes, piercing our soul with the intensity of a rampaging madman. Alongside his evil glare is the seductive scowl of […]