by Marshal M. Rosenthal There are gifts you get and gifts you get yourself. But when was the last time that shirt, tie or picture frame excited the imagination — or sent a tingle down […]
Ever woken up next to your usually lovely, or at least not monstrous, wife and feared for your life instead of asking for some early mornin’ loving? Well, you’re not alone. A Duke University survey […]
Our favorite studies are the studies that don’t actually need to be studied like the questions: what would you most regret if the world ended? In the biggest duh moment of our measly little human […]
Many manly men like you dream that they will be crowned the winner in Jack’s Muscle Madness. They’re filling their days with exercises, diets, and complimenting their muscles. Still, despite spending each day shaving that […]
The furniture store with the best hotdogs finds new ways to raise the bar. Introducing…. MANLAND, for the man who hates to shop but has a girlfriend who drags him along. Whipppsssh!
WHAT A MEAN PRANK. WE REALLY THOUGHT WE WERE HELPING OUT THOSE LADIES, BUT NOOO THEY DASHED OUR ALTRUISTIC DREAMS. WE WERE GOING TO GIVE THEM OUR PHONE NUMBER AND EVERYTHING.
Yessir, we do smell like bacon… And yessir, we like it.