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How Every Person In LA Will Die… Mostly.

By Jordy Altman Gaze into this smoky orb and we will tell your future… Ah yes… we see that you will absolutely die someday in your lifetime. Thank you, come again. Rather than paying some […]

11/05/2014

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Kids These Days: Man Kills Friend For Poking His Girlfriend On Facebook

By Jordy Altman Pinch, poke, you owe me a new girlfriend. Nobody pokes on Facebook anymore. The archaic form of attracting attention from another Facebook user has gone from “hey I lik u” to “what’s […]

10/07/2014

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The One and Only Charles Manson Musical Opens in Germany

By Jordy Altman Anybody have extra tickets to “Charles Manson: Summer of Hate — The Musical?” Just kidding, the show’s been sold out for weeks. German audiences flocked to the Thalia Theatre last friday to […]

10/03/2014

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AC/DC Manager’s 20-Year-Old Murder Mystery Reopened by Australian Police

A $100,000 reward is being offered for information that finally solves the long-standing murder mystery.

08/14/2014

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Police: Theft Of Custom ‘Scrooge McDuck’ Medallion Leads To Charges In Murder

HARTFORD, Conn. (CBS Connecticut) – The theft of a custom-made medallion featuring the likeness of popular Disney character Scrooge McDuck helped Hartford police track down two suspects in a recent murder. Detectives with the Major […]

09/13/2013

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Dude In Line For LeBron Sneakers Kills Burglar

Have you ever driven past giant lines of people outside of a sneaker store waiting for hours for a limited edition pair of sneaks? Those shoe lovers might seem insane to us, but not as […]

06/24/2013

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Woman Allegedly Uses Breasts As Deadly Weapons, Smothers Boyfriend

Talk about killer breasts. Okay, murder is never funny. But you have to admit, being smothered to death by your girlfriend’s bosom does lead to some unusual headlines. Unfortunately for Donna Lange’s boyfriend, headlines became […]

01/18/2013

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Justin Bieber The Target Of A Vicious Plot Of Castration And Murder

The Biebs dodged a bullet big time. Mark Staake and his nephew, Tanner Ruane, are now under investigation thanks to a plot to CASTRATE AND KILL Justin Bieber. And that’s just the beginning of the […]

12/13/2012

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[JACKed Up News] Man Strangles Wife to Death After She Smashes His Star Wars Toys

Thirty year old British man Rickie La Touche was found guilty after strangling his wife to death for smashing his Star Wars collection. There’s nothin’ like die hard Star Wars fans…

11/07/2011

Lego Death

[JACKed Up Video] CSI: Legoland

Until you look at the evidence, you never know who’s gonna be….. the headcase. DUN DUN

10/21/2011

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