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Man Arrested For Assaulting Officer With Toy Light Saber

The force is strong with this one. A short time ago, in a Toys ‘R’ US far far away, a young padawan named David Allen Canterbury tried to save the galaxy. He knew there wasn’t enough […]

12/18/2011

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Gladiator Rock’n Run Donates Over-sized $40,000 Check To TACA

Jack FM is proud to help aid in the search for curing for Autism. [photogallerylink id=38139 align=left] You may have seen a few Sticker Pimps running around the Gladiator Rock’n Run events over the past […]

12/14/2011

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Who’s Drugs? Nacho Drugs! $140,000 Of Methamphetamine Found In Cheese, Jalapenos

Looks like someone wanted their nachos extra spicy. At least that’s what border control agents discovered after stopping a man who tried to smuggle meth from Mexico to California. The suspect, a Mexican citizen who […]

12/14/2011

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Naked Carjacking Suspect Taken Down By Police Dog In Whittier, CA [VIDEO]

Weekend, couch, football, beer, hijack a Hummer limousine , have a police dog almost bite off your Johnson, jail, football, couch, rinse, repeat. Just another weekend in Whittier!

12/12/2011

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Boring Guy On The News Gets Plastic Bag To The Face

OR The best 13 seconds of your life.

12/12/2011

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Walmart Has The Lowest Prices On Meth! [Video]

Wal-Mart has always offered the lowest prices on all your methamphetamine needs… but there’s one thing that even the most loyal meth users gotta know – if  you wanna play, you gotta pay! One meth-head thought she […]

12/09/2011

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Man Charged With Misdemeanor For Calling Cops On His Own Mistress

To be a true player, you gotta know how to play. A man from Colorado Springs, CO  has been charged with a misdemeanor. His crime? Too much lovin‘. It’s true! When Kevin Gaylor’s girlfriend came home early, […]

12/02/2011

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World’s Best Vacuum Collection Belongs To Michigan 12-Year-Old

What, nobody else is gonna say it? Mmmalright. This kid sucks. Hey-o!

12/01/2011

Santa and Guns

Machine Gun Santa Teaches Second Amendment Rights To Both Naughty AND Nice [VIDEO]

If there’s one thing we associate with Santa Claus, it’s his arsenal of weapons. Second Amendment Santa Claus is a real thing. He’s so real in fact, gun enthusiasts are encouraged to drag their kids to an […]

11/29/2011

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Weird News Quiz – November 18th

Think you’re an intelligent reader of the news? Ok hotshot, tell us the year of the Spanish Armada. 1466. ’67. 1469. 1514. 1981? 1986? Please do not do that. Come on, we swear… Just hang in there […]

11/18/2011

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