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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Finally Arrested

Funny how FAIL and JAIL are nearly spelled the same. However, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (the artist formally known as Jeffrey Drew Wilschke) could care less about spelling. In fact, he could care less about grammar, syntax, […]

01/09/2012

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Man Arrested For Assaulting Officer With Toy Light Saber

The force is strong with this one. A short time ago, in a Toys ‘R’ US far far away, a young padawan named David Allen Canterbury tried to save the galaxy. He knew there wasn’t enough […]

12/18/2011

Gladiator Rock TACA

Gladiator Rock’n Run Donates Over-sized $40,000 Check To TACA

Jack FM is proud to help aid in the search for curing for Autism. [photogallerylink id=38139 align=left] You may have seen a few Sticker Pimps running around the Gladiator Rock’n Run events over the past […]

12/14/2011

U.S. Department of Homeland Security

Who’s Drugs? Nacho Drugs! $140,000 Of Methamphetamine Found In Cheese, Jalapenos

Looks like someone wanted their nachos extra spicy. At least that’s what border control agents discovered after stopping a man who tried to smuggle meth from Mexico to California. The suspect, a Mexican citizen who […]

12/14/2011

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Naked Carjacking Suspect Taken Down By Police Dog In Whittier, CA [VIDEO]

Weekend, couch, football, beer, hijack a Hummer limousine , have a police dog almost bite off your Johnson, jail, football, couch, rinse, repeat. Just another weekend in Whittier!

12/12/2011

Boring Bag Face

Boring Guy On The News Gets Plastic Bag To The Face

OR The best 13 seconds of your life.

12/12/2011

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Walmart Has The Lowest Prices On Meth! [Video]

Wal-Mart has always offered the lowest prices on all your methamphetamine needs… but there’s one thing that even the most loyal meth users gotta know – if  you wanna play, you gotta pay! One meth-head thought she […]

12/09/2011

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Man Charged With Misdemeanor For Calling Cops On His Own Mistress

To be a true player, you gotta know how to play. A man from Colorado Springs, CO  has been charged with a misdemeanor. His crime? Too much lovin‘. It’s true! When Kevin Gaylor’s girlfriend came home early, […]

12/02/2011

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World’s Best Vacuum Collection Belongs To Michigan 12-Year-Old

What, nobody else is gonna say it? Mmmalright. This kid sucks. Hey-o!

12/01/2011

Santa and Guns

Machine Gun Santa Teaches Second Amendment Rights To Both Naughty AND Nice [VIDEO]

If there’s one thing we associate with Santa Claus, it’s his arsenal of weapons. Second Amendment Santa Claus is a real thing. He’s so real in fact, gun enthusiasts are encouraged to drag their kids to an […]

11/29/2011

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