Weekend, couch, football, beer, hijack a Hummer limousine , have a police dog almost bite off your Johnson, jail, football, couch, rinse, repeat. Just another weekend in Whittier!
OR The best 13 seconds of your life.
Wal-Mart has always offered the lowest prices on all your methamphetamine needs… but there’s one thing that even the most loyal meth users gotta know – if you wanna play, you gotta pay! One meth-head thought she […]
To be a true player, you gotta know how to play. A man from Colorado Springs, CO has been charged with a misdemeanor. His crime? Too much lovin‘. It’s true! When Kevin Gaylor’s girlfriend came home early, […]
What, nobody else is gonna say it? Mmmalright. This kid sucks. Hey-o!
If there’s one thing we associate with Santa Claus, it’s his arsenal of weapons. Second Amendment Santa Claus is a real thing. He’s so real in fact, gun enthusiasts are encouraged to drag their kids to an […]
Think you’re an intelligent reader of the news? Ok hotshot, tell us the year of the Spanish Armada. 1466. ’67. 1469. 1514. 1981? 1986? Please do not do that. Come on, we swear… Just hang in there […]
Who’d win in a fight: A criminal with a gun and a bag full o’ money, or a UFC Mixed Martial Arts champion? Well, you no longer have to imagine this kind of fight; earlier this month, […]
Christmas comes but once a year! Hope you’re on parole. In the small town of Vandalia, OH, one family was shocked to find their halls decked and their ornaments hung in early November. It seemed […]
And that’s why you never trust a Canadian lottery. Local news correspondents at Global BC hosted a one-in-a-million lotto drawing in which one lucky man or woman was to win a two-million dollar house. Families all over the […]