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Is Black Sabbath Reuniting? The Original Four Members To Issue A Special Announcement This Week

Mark your calendars: November 11th at 11:11 AM. By the time 11/11/11@11:11 has its anniversary twelve hours later, the world will hopefully be a better, much louder place. What’s the big deal, you ask? Just […]


Is Ozzy Working On New Episodes Of The Osbournes?

Remember a time when we could turn on a television and, rather than be overrun with thousands of psuedo-famous families trying to seize our attention with stupid stunts, there were only The Osbournes? Those simple […]


Ozzy Osbourne’s Secret Immortality? Neanderthal Genes Of Course!

  It’s true. Everyone’s favorite rocker/reality star/immortal is recently being checked over by scientists as they map his special genetic structure. Why? It seems that Ozzy’s genome sequence is rare; he is inherently more likely […]


Ozzy Burns Himself with Tanning Bed, Devil Takes a Holiday

As unbelievable as it may be, it seems as though even the Devil himself can be outdone when Ozzy is involved. As earnestly as he may try to claim responsibility for this mishap, we have […]