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10 Porno Plot Lines That She Will Find Romantic This Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is upon us! Just like every other year, your wife or girlfriend has some crazy reason why the two of you shouldn’t watch a porno together. And just like every other year, your crying […]

02/14/2013

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The Black Keys Sue Casino Over “Howlin’ For You” Rip-Off Commercials

With bands continually looking for ways to augment income in face of decreasing across-the-board record sales, brazen advertisers have allowed the Black Keys to turn commercial lawsuits into a lucrative revenue stream. After already successfully […]

01/23/2013

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The Great Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza From Pizza Hut

We here at JACK love the culinary arts. Well, who doesn’t love food? As Americans, we feel that we have come up with some of the best food on the planet. From chicken and waffles, donut hamburgers, and the […]

04/11/2012

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[JACKed Up News] Confused Man In Ninja Turtle Mask Robs Wendy’s Instead Of Pizza Hut

“But, Master Splinter taught me the virtues of petty theft!” Sorry kid, but no one’s gonna believe that one. Mutant ooze made you do it? Was it a stunt to catch the Foot Clan? Or […]

08/17/2011

[JACKed Up News] Masked Men Try To Rob Pizza Hut, End Up Shot Or Dead

Amidst this hiss of smoke rising from their lead arms, the red-neon of the ovens cast an extra-large glow on the scene of the crime. The Pizza Hut employees hand-tossed their guns to the ground […]

09/30/2010