WE HUNGRYYYY. Pizza pizza pizza mmmmm give it to us now. We would like our wedding catered by pizza, our child to be half-pizza, the moon would be most awesome if it was pizza, and […]
Ahhh, the sweet smell of pizza. There is no more beautiful smell in the world than freshly-cooked pizza, cheese oozing sensually through the sauce, saturating the crust with a sexy sheen of oil, pepperoni popping […]
Next time you’re short on dough and even consider robbing a pizza delivery man for those pies, think again. These days, pizza delivery men are made with cyborg technology therefore making them indestructible to the […]
Not interested in the Democratic, Republican, Libertarian, or Green Party? What about the Pizza Party? Of course you are. Show us a person who hates pizza and we’ll show you a liar. Pizza Hut, the […]
We here at JACK love the culinary arts. Well, who doesn’t love food? As Americans, we feel that we have come up with some of the best food on the planet. From chicken and waffles, donut hamburgers, and the […]
We love pie. Who doesn’t? Our mom always made the best pies… after long days of pick-up baseball games in the sandlot, we remember smelling that pie sitting on the window sill, beckoning us to run home.
Did you know America has a child obesity problem? It’s true. Concerned parents all over the country have been lobbying for schools to offer healthier cafeteria choices for their children. It almost worked, too. Almost. Rather than […]
The Sticker Pimps hung out with all the cool kids at Al’s New York Cafe today.
In a bizarre publicity stunt, the President of Domino’s Pizza Japan reminds us that dreams really do come true… IN SPACE. Yes. Domino’s wants to be the first pizza joint on the Moon. Sure, why […]
Is there a proper way to eat a pizza? Jon Stewart Says YES.