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Fat, Crazy Oregon Cat Terrorizes Family, Reminds Us Of Our Wife

By Nadia Noir An Oregon family had to barricade themselves inside of a room because they were terrorized by a 22lb cat. Next on today’s most pointless but hilarious news ever! Named Lux (hopefully after […]


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Prince Gives Money To Portland High School Jazz Band To Compete In New York

Your best friend’s mom’s grandmother held a backyard bake sale to fund your trip to the science museum? That’s a cool story, but it can’t compare to Prince using money he earned at a show […]