prince of darkness

Ozzy Burns Himself with Tanning Bed, Devil Takes a Holiday

As unbelievable as it may be, it seems as though even the Devil himself can be outdone when Ozzy is involved. As earnestly as he may try to claim responsibility for this mishap, we have […]


Ozzy & Sharon, Just A Couple Of Love Birds

While the divorce rate in this country is at an all-time high, there are still couples who have found true love with each other, and even after years of partnership, their love still burns strong. One […]


Ozzy Osbourne: Will ‘Doctor of Darkness’ Be His New Nickname?

Despite our totally unfounded theories of demonic trades and bribes for eternal life, we haven’t yet heard the results from the Knome researchers in Cambridge, Massachusetts about why [lastfm]Ozzy Osbourne[/lastfm] is the biggest medical miracle […]


Will Ozzy Osbourne Outlive Everyone?

In an effort to confirm theories that [lastfm]Ozzy Osbourne [/lastfm] may indeed have sold his soul to the devil  for eternal life, scientists at a genetic research facility called Knome in Cambridge, Massachusetts are planning to […]