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Ninja Turtle Mask

[JACKed Up News] Confused Man In Ninja Turtle Mask Robs Wendy’s Instead Of Pizza Hut

“But, Master Splinter taught me the virtues of petty theft!” Sorry kid, but no one’s gonna believe that one. Mutant ooze made you do it? Was it a stunt to catch the Foot Clan? Or […]

08/17/2011

[Video] “I Was Surprised By The Robber’s Politeness…”

The convenience store clerk – an underrated, unassuming position that we come in contact with every day, yet never pay more than a moments notice. Grab a coke, slip some cash, on our way, done. […]

02/09/2011