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A Teenager Walked Into A 7-Eleven Wearing A Flower Pot On His Head And Holding A Chainsaw. And That’s Just The Beginning

By Carlos Delgado So don’t be this guy. A teenager walked into a 7-Eleven near Sydney, Australia, wearing a flower pot on his head and brandishing a chainsaw. And that’s just the beginning. The flower pot was […]

93.1 Jack FM–02/12/2014

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Robber Wearing ‘Star Wars’ Mask Holds Up Three 7-Elevens In Two Hours

Many questions, the clerk behind the counter has, about what the heck the guy in a Sith mask (which to us looks like Darth Maul) is doing. Desperate for money, he must be, to turn […]

93.1 Jack FM–02/19/2013

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Beware Of Dog, Not

Sit Fido Sit While I Rob Your Owners House Of All Its Valuables. Good dog. According to an investigation, you might think that your doggie is a good deterrent against thieves but that Beware of […]

11/14/2012

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Meanwhile In Southern California: Bank Manager Kidnapped & Bomb Strapped

Patty Hearst may have turned into a bank robber herself after being kidnapped, but this unidentified woman was a straight victim. It went down like this. Two hooligans, oh so considerately kidnapped the 32-year-old bank […]

09/06/2012

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Man Robs Hotel Full of Mixed Martial Arts Fighters

Who’d win in a fight: A criminal with a gun and a bag full o’ money, or a UFC Mixed Martial Arts champion? Well, you no longer have to imagine this kind of fight; earlier this month, […]

11/17/2011

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[JACKed Up News] Confused Man In Ninja Turtle Mask Robs Wendy’s Instead Of Pizza Hut

“But, Master Splinter taught me the virtues of petty theft!” Sorry kid, but no one’s gonna believe that one. Mutant ooze made you do it? Was it a stunt to catch the Foot Clan? Or […]

08/17/2011

[JACKed Up News] Masked Men Try To Rob Pizza Hut, End Up Shot Or Dead

Amidst this hiss of smoke rising from their lead arms, the red-neon of the ovens cast an extra-large glow on the scene of the crime. The Pizza Hut employees hand-tossed their guns to the ground […]

09/30/2010