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Fred Schneider, What Are Ya Doing With Those B-52’s?

[pullquote quote=”We weren’t really a band at the time.” credit=”Keith Strickland”] Stop the presses – the B-52’s had no idea what they were doing. The band that brought you such songs as “Rock Lobster,” “Planet […]


Steven Tyler Can’t Find Joe Perry

  [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Steven Tyler[/lastfm] wants to get started on a new [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Aerosmith[/lastfm] album but he has one problem… he doesn’t know where [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Joe Perry[/lastfm] is.


Phil Collins Contemplates Suicide and Past Lives

Sorry, but because of some whiny douche-baguette, JACK FM is not allowed to use real pictures of people on our website anymore. (Hope the .47 cents in the settlement was worth it assbat) But don’t let […]


Santa Claus of Rock Cuts New Cover Album With Lifetime Friends

We’ve always been curious as to what Santa does during his time off. Well, after making a cameo at Rabbi Schwartz’s Rosh Hashana services yesterday morning, he flew out to London to work on his […]


Stones Reveal Tour, Jagger Reveals Sexual Predatory

2012 is shaping up to be an exciting year: [lastfm]The Rolling Stones[/lastfm]‘ [lastfm]Charlie Watts[/lastfm] recently told a French newspaper that the band is gearing up for their 50th anniversary, a celebration consisting of a national tour! […]


Hard Rock Tunes Get Classical

You know what classic rock songs need a little more of nowadays? Some classical violin. Well at least in [lastfm]David Garrett[/lastfm]’s eyes they do.  This classically trained German-American violinist has broken the record as the world’s […]


Ozzy Osbourne: Will ‘Doctor of Darkness’ Be His New Nickname?

Despite our totally unfounded theories of demonic trades and bribes for eternal life, we haven’t yet heard the results from the Knome researchers in Cambridge, Massachusetts about why [lastfm]Ozzy Osbourne[/lastfm] is the biggest medical miracle […]


Tool Frontman Talks New Album and Summer Tour

It’s been four years since [lastfm]Tool[/lastfm] put out an album, and if the five-year gaps in their discography are any indication, a new album should be released within the year. Still, don’t bank on it. […]


The Who? What? Can’t Hear You!

I guess old age and rock n roll don’t go hand in hand.