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Porn Moratorium Underway Due To Syphilis Outbreak

Good ol’ porn, keeping ol’ geezers loyal to their wives since the beginning of time. If it weren’t for porn then infidelity could be an epidemic, similar to that of tweens becoming famous from YouTube. […]


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Meanwhile In Southern California: Portion Of L.A. River To Open For Tours

The L.A. River is probably the last body of water on the minds of those seeking a thrilling water activity. Since when can kayaks even fit in the L.A. River? Apparently so, even despite the […]