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Meanwhile In Southern California: Grown Man Acts Really, Really Dumb

The smell of freshly-watered green grass, orange slices, and Hawaiian punch…ohhh, and some lame-o Dad screaming violently at the ref? For all you soccer parents out there, we’re sure you’ve been part of a similar […]

10/08/2012

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Win L.A. Galaxy Tickets from JACK

You know the Burger King commercial where David Beckham spills a smoothie on his shirt? And then when he’s about to take it off he’s thwarted by the males around him? Well, here’s your chance […]

06/26/2012

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Top 5 Female Athletes Who Should Put Down The Ball And Become Models

It’s not fair. Most athletes already make a crap-load of money for playing games or P.E activities. On top of that, they gotta be hot too? Where’s our meal ticket? Well, the bright side is […]

02/10/2012

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[Video] GGGGOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

On July 10, 2011 the Women’s US Soccer team was down 2-1 vs. Brazil. Then, in the 122-minute of play, a miracle happened:

07/11/2011

USA Loses World Cup Bid to a Keytar, Qatar?

Man that is a one fine piece of artwork….. In case you haven’t heard, the US led contingent of Bill Clinton and Morgan Freeman lost out on the World Cup 2020 bid today to…..Qatar? What […]

12/02/2010

Porn Star Promises Twitter Followers A Special “Prize”

First, it was a Uruguayan lingerie model who promised to run naked through the streets if Uruguay won the World Cup. Now, a porn star from the Netherlands has upped the ante…in a pretty big […]

07/07/2010

Germany’s Soccer Coach Joachim Loew Is a Booger Eater

You might have gotten used to seeing this guy, Joachim Loew, on television recently because he’s the coach of the German national soccer team.  However, he doesn’t want you to know him anymore.  Why?  Because […]

06/29/2010

World Cup: USA vs Algeria Preview

Lee Greenwood and Gods’ favorite country, the U.S of A is set to take on Algeria in their last game of Group C play of the 2010 World Cup tomorrow at 7am PST. Since Algeria is […]

06/22/2010

Disappointing Tie for the U.S. Soccer Team

1-0 Slovenia 2-0 Slovenia 2-1 Slovenia 2-2 Tie 3-2 United States…… or was it? Wait no still 2-2. Thank you Mr. Official. You officially suck! How badly did things suck?  Find out after the jump!

06/18/2010

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